Incandescent

You know when people compliment you, but they do it in a weird way?

'I'm usually a bitch to pretty girls, but you are too nice not to like.'

'GIVE ME YOUR BODY!'

Or when people get it totally wrong?

'Do they call you Minnie because of your height?'

Or those moments when your mum goes completely bonkers in the car and honks at some female joggers.

'They will think we are men and that we fancy them MUAHAHAHHAHAH!'

These are the moments that makes life bearable.

Like when your friends call you 'Weird and obsessive.' which when translated to not-friend language means - 'I'm really fond of you and I'm so glad you are my friend otherwise or I would die of boredom.'

or when you catch the cute guy looking at you and he looks away quickly then looks back like, 'You saw me do that didn't you?' and you look back like, 'Yeapppp, I saw that.' and he's like, 'Awww man.' and then starts smiling to himself creepily and you have to look away otherwise you will sile creepily too and you don't want your friends to know you've just had this WEIRD EYE CONVERSATION WITH SOME DUDE ACROSS THE ROOM! but you wish it would happen all over again because it was kind of fun and sneaky and ninja-ish....

or that moment when you've had the worst birthday imaginable and you sit down to watch the FA cup final and Manchester United win gloriously and it just makes you so happy that you could cry.

Or when you come home from school and daddy says,

'I have tickets to the football, QUICKLY GET YOUR SCARF!'

or when you watch your sister completely thrash 6 other girls in the 400 metre race for the second year in a row and you can hear most of the crowd screaming for her and feel so proud that she is loved so much.

or that moment when you go into the barn to choose a puppy and there are three there running about, but then one comes up to you and places his paw on you and looks at you with those sad eyes and you just CANNOT BEAR to leave him because you've already fallen in love!!!

YOU REALLY CAN'T BEAT THOSE MOMENTS. YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL AND CHERISH THEM ALL. BECAUSE IN THE END THEY MATTER QUITE A LOT AND I'M NOT SURE WHY EXACTLY, BUT I WILL TOTALLY TELL YOU WHEN IT IS NEAR MY END!

I am actually high on sugar. Popcorn affects me this way and I really don't know why, but who cares - soon I shall lose steam and fall into a deep unconscious slumber.

I think So Ji Sub is veryveryveryveryveryveryveryvereyewgdsjhdsahfda beautiful

HIS BEAUTY IS MAKING ME SNEEZE!

Ohhh I'm so sad, someone just wrote the most disgusting word in their FB status and, how horrible - I really feel disappointed in that person. My personal regard for them has dropped - I need tea - I should just love them even if their vocabulary is beyond my moral comprehension.

Well TODAY!

Today I woke up and I WAS dreaming, but I can't remember what that dream was about, but it must have been something and anyway, I got up and went downstairs and sarah was there doing the dishes and THEN I SEE A GREY PARCEL ON THE TABLE AND GET ALL HAPPY ON THE INSIDE!

So in the parcel are my lovley VVIP, GD&TOP and BIGBANG CD's and I am very happy they have arrived!

I feel somewhat complete about the whole thing and I know it must be weird that CD's make me feel complete, especially when I don't have a CD player atm....but yes

AND THEN I took Sam for a walk and today was the day I trespassed along this road, because it's actually a nice walk and the FLEEPIN guy who owns the roads came driving down in this ugly four wheel drive truck thingy and I was like spazzing out on the inside, but on the outside I acted all cool like *I have no idea that I am trespassing completely innocent child* and he didn't stop and tell me off and I was thanking God for my ridiculously young appearance.

Then I got home and forced myself to ride on the bike for 20 mins because I felt fat, but after that I stunk to high heaven and spent like an hour and a half in the bath.

Honestly, I felt so much better after that, but exercising was so difficult for me today, I had to use a lot of willpower to push myself. AND I GOT DEHYDRATED REALLY FAST TOO!

You know what I'm SOOOSOSOSOSOOSOOOO tired! It's just hit me like that! SLEEP! *BANG*

Its quite forceful when it hits you, I don't know!

Anyway, I haven't really done much else today, not that I can recall anyhoo.

So I shall hit the publish button and be done with it!

GOOD NIGHT DEAREST LOVELIEST ELIZABETH! ------- why the hell am I quoting Pride and Prejudice?

GOODNIGHT DEAREST LOVELIEST READERS OF MINE!!!

LLLLOOOOOOVVVVEEE MINNNNEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!